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Mountaineering (New Zealand)
"Immortality and the Art of Losing It"
Mountainfreak Magazine
The wind outside the hut threatened the paper-thin window panes with each new gust, causing loose paint chips to bounce around on the sills like Lotto balls. A storm had been blowing in from the northwest all night...

The gut of New Zealand’s highest range, the Southern Alps, sprawled in every direction outside the hut’s crooked entrance. From the soured mattress inside, I could barely make out piles of mountaintops stabbing up through the underbelly of a thick cloudbank...
 
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Winter Big Wall Climbing (Colorado)
"Misery, and the Ridiculous Need"
The Mountain Gazette
February had come down hard onto the Colorado High Country, muffling the land with snow and silence, and forcing the scent of sagebrush to drop from the air and crawl back down into its roots. The three of us were beginning to realize the severity of all this as we stood staring up at the North Chasm View Wall of the Black Canyon...

A thin glaze of snowfall was plastered across twelve hundred feet of rock that was rising steeply above us. Great daggers of ice were hanging from its ledges like frozen gargoyles that had toppled over and were clinging on by their toes...
 
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Travel/Humor (Peru)
"And a Side Order of Guinea Pig"
Venture Magazine
A thin film of scum clung to my eyes like a layer of Vaseline. I rose from my bed and began feeling around the room for my sneakers. "They couldn't have gone far," I mused to myself, trying to remember if I had even worn them home from the discoteca the night before...

I found my shoes by smell, slipped them over dirt-stiffened socks and limped toward my snoring companions. "Rob, Dan — breakfast," I announced...
 
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Historical/Travel (Big Island, Hawaii)
"In Search of Kamehameha"
Infiniti Magazine (Premier Issue)
The landscape in the windshield was bleak – a windy plain of sharp a’a lava and bent kiawe trees. A place where the air blows with an almost desperate breath of heat.

Yet among the desolation, the struggle for life, was the sublime splendor of a massive sky, cloudless and pure. With a strong Hawaiian sun pressing up against my face, I could see tiny white observation domes balancing 13,000 feet above on the broad tee of Mauna Kea. And below, an ocean turned black from the deepest shades of blue...
 
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Mountaineering/Historical (Mt. Rainier, Washington State)
"When They Called It Takhoma"
Venture Magazine
Just past midnight, I was stirred into consciousness by the sound of crampons biting into glacial ice. The noise reminded me of people walking over spilled popcorn on a barroom floor... I jiggled my climbing companion awake...

I zipped my parka up to my ears and peered around in the moonlight. There was a string of headlamps moving past our tent. Their faceless heads were bobbing to the rhythm of step-rest-step, step-rest-step. Rising in front them was the bulky frame of a mountaintop: Mt. Rainier. A tribute to Pacific Coast volcanism. Icon of northwest mountaineering. King of the Ring of Fire...
 
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Backcountry Skiing (Montana)
"Conquering Bockman"
Sandpoint Magazine
It was late spring in the Cabinet Mountains and three of us were standing below the Leigh Lake cirque like little ants stranded at the bottom of an enormous, frozen toilet bowl. The only thought I could pull from my mind was, "My god, what has Paul got us into?"

Bill and I squirmed around in our ski boots, speechless from the great white maw rising above, and waited patiently for someone to say something...
 
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Rock Climbing (North Idaho)
"Returning to Shangri-La"
Sandpoint Magazine

The first thing rock climbers need to know about rock climbing in northern Idaho is that this is not the Sierra Nevadas, nor the Cascades, nor the Sawtooths. This is one of those unique places on Earth where black bears, overgrown trails and old-growth cedar trees far outnumber climbers. It’s a place where solitude is a reality – not a fringe benefit – and where the locals often come equipped with heavy artillery.

I was pondering all this while standing chest-deep in a patch of huckleberries high in the Selkirk Mountains above Priest Lake. We were searching for a climbers’ trail that leads up toward an illusive mountain called The Lion’s Head. My climbing buddy, Jason, was marching behind me through the willy-whacks, swatting off the occasional bee.

 
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NCAA Volleyball National Champion Head Coach (Hawaii)
"Too Cool for School"
SHIFT Magazine (Premier Issue)
Nissan Hawaii's commitment to local athletics is well known: sponsors of the Nissan Hawaii Hall of Honor, the Nissan Hawaii State Volleyball Championship and Higher Faster Stronger. In addition, both Nissan Hawaii and individual dealerships support many of the UH coaches by supplying them with vehicles. This support is not so much for athleticism, but more for the underlying principles of teamwork, sportsmanship and community pride...
 
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Founder and CEO, Bikefactory Sportshop (Honolulu)
"On the Cutting Edge"
SHIFT Magazine (Premier Issue)
Off-road roller blades? The resurrection of the scooter? Shoes that double as skateboards?

Ever wonder who keeps Hawaii in the loop of new-school action sports? Meet Wally Parcels, founder and CEO of Bikefactory Sportshop...
 
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Famous Louisiana Cajun Chef
"Louisiana Chef"
Sandpoint Magazine
What do you get when you cross a Cajun chef, a sushi roll inventor (chicken tenderloin maki), an author of three gourmet cookbooks and a guy who can whip up a turducken with his eyes closed? Meet Gary Lirette: the new owner of Walker’s Donuts, now Wigley’s Café and Bakery, on Church Street in downtown Sandpoint...
 
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